Here are ten reasons why I feel like I live in a frat house:
1. The inhabitants like to drink from bottles.
2. Priorities: toys, games, and boobs (not necessarily in that order).
3. A quote: "Smell my finger! I want him to smell it!"
4. Lots of drool.
5. Food preferably comes from a microwave as quick as possible. And they eat LOTS of chips/dip.
6. There is occasionally vomit on the furniture.
7. There are lots of balls around.
8. It's not unusual to find a naked guy dancing around or acting like a monkey.
9. You never know who is going to be passed out where.
10. There are lots of theme parties.