18 July 2013

Beta Iota Nu Gamma House

Here are ten reasons why I feel like I live in a frat house:

1. The inhabitants like to drink from bottles.

2. Priorities: toys, games, and boobs (not necessarily in that order).

3. A quote: "Smell my finger! I want him to smell it!"

4. Lots of drool.

5. Food preferably comes from a microwave as quick as possible. And they eat LOTS of chips/dip.

6. There is occasionally vomit on the furniture.

7. There are lots of balls around.

8. It's not unusual to find a naked guy dancing around or acting like a monkey.

9. You never know who is going to be passed out where.

10. There are lots of theme parties.